Los que habláis de alcohol los domingos es porque no follasteis
Yo tampoco, qué resaca la virgen.
Por lo menos vosotros hablais de alcohol, yo ni eso
Yo ni follé ni bebí, lo tengo todo xD
“The amazing thing is that every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And, the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics: You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded, because the elements - the carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, iron, all the things that matter for evolution - weren’t created at the beginning of time. They were created in the nuclear furnaces of stars, and the only way they could get into your body is if those stars were kind enough to explode. So, forget Jesus. The stars died so that you could be here today.”
Lawrence Krauss, "A Universe from Nothing: Why There Is Something Rather Than Nothing".
Yo no tengo resaca
Ya estamos todos D:
Yo no he follado y ni he bebido. Soy un triste.
Pues yo hice ambas cosas, morir de envidia.
Ya sé que no ha colado, me tiré la noche jugando al wow.
Make my way back home when I learn to...
...fly along with me, I can't quite make it alone